Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

I... am a loser.

First of all, I would like for you to realize I am a high school junior and  if my grammatical errors are an inconvenience to you, stop reading now. I'm going "texpress" how I feel, and type the way everything comes to my mind. I'm not starting a blog because I want to become some famous journalist or because this is the new "social networking" trend. No. I'm doing this because:
-Tumblr is way too "hipster"
-My Grandma does not even know what a blog IS (hello freedom of speech!)
-I was sick of facebook

Why is everyone so obsessed with facebook anyway? I mean, sure! it is super classy to find out who went to jail for public intoxication.... but lets talk about the tweens who have a facebook. SEND THEM ALL BACK TO MYSPACE. Oh, and i'm pretty sure we can do the same for cats and dogs with a facebook too. Twitter is dumb and a stalkers paradise. We all know that facebook was made for horny and drunk college kids looking for a booty call or a party to crash. Please don't think I don't understand though! I was a total facebook addict until 20 minutes ago when I deactivated my account...

I'm not really meaning for the world to see this, but if it happens oh well. Over the next... however long this is going to go on, I'll share my experiences of a wonderful thing I like to call Teen Angst and then maybe, just maybe some human being will understand why I came to the conclusion of making this blog. Hint: world peace, man! not.

With much love
-Casie

p.s. the word "texpress" was a total typo... but I feel as if I should have it patented. Then again I haven't googled it yet so it might already be.

Disclosure statement: I am certain I will contradict my thoughts and actions while in the process of writing this blog. Call me a hypocrite, but I would much rather you call me a hypogriff... which is a kick ass magical creature in the Harry Potter books and movies.